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I don’t understand the world.
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lol?
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So I got paid today an amount that will allow me to eat very little in the next two weeks.
Which directly counter-influences my desire to gain weight this summer.
So that plan may be out.
I also plan on going back to video games.
I used to be hugely into them, playing every day after school for hours and hours.
Now, it’s kinda like, “oh, I’m bored, so I guess I’ll play a demo of FIFA or UFC for ten minutes and then go back to being bored.”
But my 360 is OLD (old old, not like Shaq is old but still cool; it’s more like “Queen Elizabeth is old and useless but we still need her” old), which means it doesn’t always play the discs I put in there…
It’s untrustworthy.
Like an eBay seller that’s not Top-Rated.
Probably good, but you just don’t know, but you really want to waste your money on [thing].
To make that all better, my only controller died, so in order to really get back into gaming, I’m gonna hafta buy a whole ‘nother thang, y’know?
Fiddlesticks.
I also planned on asserting my existence as “The World’s Greatest RA,” which you are all henceforth required to call me… Peasants.
But my first challenge is as hard as I predicted it would be, but still do-able, but still aggravatingly unwanted.
You know?
It’ll be easy to do, but I first have to summon that will to do things without caring if people like me or not.
“Well, what is it, Wussy McWussypants?”
That’s “The World’s Greatest RA.”
And there’s summer residents who have guests who are basically living there longer than allowed, which is two days.
And, even though I’m merely enforcing a law, I’m gonna be hated…
… For doing my job.
Which sucks.
The “gonna be hated” part, not the job itself.
Cuz the job is awesomesss.
Yeah.
So it’s only the beginning of the summer, and three of my plans, thought up during various daydreams over the course of the year, have been shot down.
LEAVE A COMMENT, what are your plans for the summer, and how are they going along? (I read and respond to all ;-] ) (Okay that was a lil’ creepy) (but 4 srsly commentz plz)
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Also, I got a couple e-mails; what are my favorite UFC stuffs?
Jeremy Stephens, Forrest Griffin, Brock Lesnar.
Kickboxing and Judo.
And “the beautiful Arriany,” who should be… Um… Doing other… Ah… Forms of, uh, entertainment.
Maybe I’ll list some favorite stuff at the end of each post.
Gotta spruce up this mother somehow.
Posted on May 14, 2010
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